CELEBRITY-ANNOYING-GIRL :

you know who i am talking about. the b*tch who knows shes gorgeous, but not so bright. She gets boob jobs and raves with other ecstasy ridden individuals all in the name of attention. She has a chance to be the most self-righteous person in the world, but shes so insecure about appearing too self-righteous, so she giggles a lot and acts like a stupid wh*re and does more drugs or takes more shots to hide her supposed genius. On top of that shes the loudest, messiest drunk you've ever seen. without her druggie-alcoholic friends, shed pass out in a puddle of sick on the bathroom floor or wind up going home with some sleazy older guy. but her friends always seem to take pity on her the next morning, when she is smiling like nothing happened.
The thing about celebrity-annoying-girl is, whether we like it or not, we all have a little bit of her in us. thats why we love to hate her so much. shes our worst nightmare. i mean, how many times have you wanted to go to fabulous parties where all the celebrities are drinking and drugged out of their minds, but couldn't because you could never see yourself as a superstar/model/actor? and how many times have you wanted to just sit down in a boys lap and start kissing him but didn't for fear he'd laugh in your face because you were not lindsay lohan? in a way, celebrity-annoying-girl is us minus the insecurity. shes so fine with herself you want to slap her. but you also secretly wish you could be that obnoxious without any concern for what other people might think. face it, people will always find reasons to hate us, especially if we're beautiful.